*Clears throat*

‘Today, my sister asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. I’ve known her her whole life and she still doesn’t know my name is Ann.’

‘My fella is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.’

‘What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.’

That’s right, I’ve been practicing!

But it’s hard, you know. It’s 2020 and I feel I need to up my game in the Dad joke department. Especially in advance of our next gig, which is a pure belter. We’re absolutely delighted to be back at Rally with a Chalet at Pontins, Southport on Saturday 8 February. It’s the only way to kick off your rally season!

So the pressure is on, and I’m passing some of it on to you lot!

Send your best terrible jokes (yes, there is such a thing) to info@5thelementrocks.co.uk by Friday 7 February and I’ll pick the best one and use it at Rally with a Chalet.

I’ll also credit you, and the runners up, on our social medias, innit.

Go on, you know it makes sense!

(God help us all…)

Ann x